Thursday, August 11, 2005

Texas Reps Seek Mexican Border War

War in Iraq is all well and good for the Republicans in Washington, but what is it doing for Texas Republicans? What we need is a war right here in Texas. How about a good old fashioned border war with Mexico? From the Austin American Statesman:


Frustrated by a government that seems unable to stanch the flow of illegal immigrants, a Houston Republican has introduced legislation creating a civilian volunteer militia to patrol the nation's borders, armed with arrest power, guns and the approval to use "any force necessary."

Commanded by Gov. Rick Perry and other border-state governors, the Border Protection Corps would add another line of defense against terrorists, smugglers and gangs eager to prey upon the United States, U.S. Rep. John Culberson said.


Of course, we can count on our Austin-area congressmen to stop this nonsense, right? So what's their plan of action here? Apparently, to co-sponsor the bill. Even my beloved Rep. Lamar Smith, who actually mostly represents San Antonio. Good old TX-21... Excuse me while I throw up:


Though critics dismiss Culberson's numbers as unrealistic, 47 Republicans have signed on as co-sponsors, including U.S. Reps. Michael McCaul of Austin, John Carter of Round Rock and Lamar Smith of San Antonio, whose district includes most of downtown Austin.


One more thing I have to touch on here: the laughable idea of Rick Perry commanding anything. I can just see it now, Commander Perry tearing off his Kaiser Wilhelm helmet, miraculously revealing an unperturbed romance-novel coiffure, announcing on the steps of the capital: "I am a War Governor!" and "Remember the Alamo!" and "We must create a Grand Army of the Republic!"

Or maybe, "Now I've got you, you wascawwy immigwant!"


Rabid conservatism defeats itself!



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