Come and Take it!: Bobby Eberle running for vice chair of Texas GOP

Sunday, December 18, 2005

Bobby Eberle running for vice chair of Texas GOP

That would be the Bobby Eberle who used to "publish" Talon News, which you may also recall was Jeff Gannon's employer.

Juanita, of The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, reporting from Sugar Land, has the scoop:

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A local GOPper, who is jumping ship soon while he still has a lick of sense left, sent me the following information. Bobby Eberle, publisher of the online “news” source, GOP USA (which used to be called Talon News) is running for Vice Chair of the Texas Republican party. That’s where the story starts.

The middle part of the story goes like this ---

Remember Jeff Gannon (who is also known as James Guckert), the male homosexual call-boy who got into the White House press room to ask President Bush softball questions, and then it got all hushed-up because nobody really wanted to think about a male call-boy getting in the White House within 10 feet of the President? Well, Gannon/Guckert’s press credentials were with Talon News, which is now known as GOP USA, but is still owned and operated by Bobby Eberle, the only person, place, or thing in this whole sordid story who hasn’t had the good sense to change his name.

Okay, so it’s funny enough that the man who vouched for Gannon The Male Call-Boy as a reporter is running for VICE chair of the Texas GOP.

Here comes the end part ----

The local GOPper also sent me a copy of an online semi-endorsement (it's a two man race) of Eberle writeen by a local male GOP twentyish-something blogger that – seriously – went like this:

"I guess if you were to place odds, Eberle would be the favorite based on how many man hours he has spent working for the GOP. I'm sure we'll start seeing his slick glossy mailers early in 2006. The race is a name ID position. So he better build it up, or risk some bigger name coming in and taking it away from him."

I dunno. Even the movie Top Gun wasn’t that homoerotic.

I give this race a 10 on the Entertainment Potential scale.

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You know what's missing here? A Brokeback Mountain reference.

Seriously. I'm getting a mental visual of Dubya, Eberle, Gannon, "Big Time" Dick, Ken Mehlman, Scott McClellan, Rick "Man on Dog" Santorum, and John "Box Turtle" Cornyn, all in cowboy hats and buttless chaps, squatting around a campfire in Crawford re-enacting the beans scene from Blazing Saddles.

Horse-milkin' homophobes ridin' bareback on the back forty whilst the womenfolk (Bush's four mommies; Grandmaw Bar, Condi, Karen "Bigfoot" Hughes, and "Pickles") are quiltin' back at the ranch house -- mixin' martinis, smokin' cigarettes and listenin' to Lynne Cheney read aloud her tales of lesbian eroticism.

The Republican Party of Texas -- also known as the Talibapublicans -- is going to be one hot place to party in 2006.

Rabid conservatism defeats itself!

Link! by PDiddie, aka Perry Hussein Dorrell : 12/18/2005 05:55:00 AM |

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